Get on my level

dykealectics:

(via thrussy)

the-finalpam:

hydrophinae:

the-finalpam:

Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me: 

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

you broke me

(via bob-belcher)

poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

(via itsagifnotagif)

marxferatu:

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

(via ugly)

thesunshore:

im-the-batmann:

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

this is a perfect summary of straight culture though

(via only1600kids)